People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
where my watch is buddy, where the is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the bathroom is?Foff
My boyfriend wanted my physics book as he missed his own ..n guess
what we have class test tomorrow and he is neither returning my book
nor taking my calls... Going to kill him !Foff
I was telling this guy how i got turned down by 8 guys for prom. So he
said, well you can always ask me. I said, would you like to go prom
with me and he instantly replied Nope now that's 9Foff
My boyfriend broke up over the phone. The reason was for breaking up
was there is someone else and he has been in love for a while but i
found out that his new girl is a video game character. Silly, i got
dumped for a video game..Foff
I met this guy few weeks ago in a club. He has blue eyes. I told him
that his eyes are blue like ocean. Guess what he replied back. Your
eyes are so brown like my shit. He can....Foff
John Howard/ Tony Abbot can f off big time (Australian politics)!!
Howard got voted out for lowering living and working standards for the
middle class and now Abbot wants to do the same. F off work choices, F
off cuts to essential services and infrastructure, and f off your
dinosour attitudes to our great country!!!Foff
I went to spice market club in Melbourne. This blonde thought she was
top shit. Get a life as when u are ugly and 35, u would want guy like
us so enjoy the next stupid 10 years of your life and foff.Foff